#1
Jersey Bangs: Do you have a drink list?
Sommelier: We have a wine list.
#2
30 Year old Bro 1: I heard 17.
30 Year old Bro 2: Right! 17! You're 17 you're not a victim! Are you kidding me?!
30 Year old Bro 1: You're a hero!
30 Year old Bro 2: Right!
#3
Batman: Jason, there's a drawer in the office.
Jason: Should I count it?
Batman: Yes.
Jason: I'm gonna do a bagel first. Is that OK, Batman?
Batman: Yes
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